Curse

DrSLUGFly · Jul 13, 2005, 05:04 AM // 05:04

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Originally Posted by Sereng Amaranth

monkeys, midgets and moose

and Me!!!! er... Slug...

Divine Elemental · Jul 13, 2005, 05:15 AM // 05:15

Garrrrr It's A Good Idea
Id Rather Have A Chocobo,Monkey Rather Than A Pet Spider!
Spider Pet Look Ugly
Monkeys Can Do Good And Shoot Poop Would Be Nice

crazy diamond · Jul 13, 2005, 05:38 AM // 05:38

Is anyone jotting down my ideas?

I fidaddle myself at night just thinking about them!

Forboding Angel · Jul 13, 2005, 06:22 AM // 06:22

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Originally Posted by crazy diamond

I like to think of them as little explosive droppings!

"Aw man! I stepped in a pile of-*FWOOOSH* Good lordie! IT BURNS!!"

It burns because you're evil!

NO! IT BURNS BECAUSE IT'S BLEACH!

Lord Avalon · Jul 13, 2005, 07:25 AM // 07:25

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Originally Posted by Sereng Amaranth

monkeys, midgets and moose

A moose once bit my sister....

Moose bites can be painful, you know....

viet · Jul 13, 2005, 07:41 AM // 07:41

how boring are scorpions? they drop crap. are semi-hard to kill. not realy scary.

ElderAtronach · Jul 13, 2005, 09:17 AM // 09:17

Only the fact that you've been fighting 2-tailed scorpion things since pre-searing? And the model is exactly the same all the way through to the desert? Only the coloring is different and even then its like 2 shades, brown or green. lol.

Makkert · Jul 13, 2005, 09:56 AM // 09:56

funny idea, i'm for it.
evil monkey tribes chasing you around the jungle.

the war monkey = gorilla
the ranger monkey = throwing coconuts
the mesmer mokey = throwing banasplits, making you slip. movement -50%*
the monk monkey = the monk monkey mocks you with the most brilliant taunt ever. and he heals by pealing touch (basicly healing touch, but pealing a banana for his monkey tribes and handing them out)
the elem monkey = not really sure here...maybe a hydromancer...open to suggestions
the necro monkey = a small monkey with a skull on its head, resurrecting monkey minions XD

and having a monkey pet would be awesome. i would love that i could type /pettaunt and then he shows his bare ass to the opponent. that would be hilarious. and probably be heavily abused

* i stand corrected here by Diamond= knockdown is more appropiate

DrSLUGFly · Jul 13, 2005, 12:14 PM // 12:14

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Originally Posted by Lord Avalon

A moose once bit my sister....

Moose bites can be painful, you know....

You're taking the piss right? How the hell did your sister get close enough to a moose to be bit? Ang given the size of their jaws it's a wonder she didn't lose fingers... and given their inherent strength and aggression it's a wonder she didn't get royally gored!

Numa Pompilius · Jul 13, 2005, 12:56 PM // 12:56

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Originally Posted by viet

cavemen! gorillas!

So... I take it you guys haven't looked closely at a grawl, then?

Numa Pompilius · Jul 13, 2005, 12:59 PM // 12:59

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Originally Posted by DrSLUGFly

You're taking the piss right?

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law, an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"... Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

Epinephrine · Jul 13, 2005, 01:40 PM // 13:40

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Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law, an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"... Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Makkert · Jul 13, 2005, 02:20 PM // 14:20

*watches as slowly the thread becomes infested with Monty Python*

crazy diamond · Jul 13, 2005, 06:24 PM // 18:24

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Originally Posted by Makkert

evil monkey tribes chasing you around the jungle.

the war monkey = gorilla
the ranger monkey = throwing coconuts
the mesmer mokey = throwing banasplits, making you slip. movement -50%*
the monk monkey = the monk monkey mocks you with the most brilliant taunt ever. and he heals by pealing touch (basicly healing touch, but pealing a banana for his monkey tribes and handing them out)
the elem monkey = not really sure here...maybe a hydromancer...open to suggestions
the necro monkey = a small monkey with a skull on its head, resurrecting monkey minions XD

I love all these!

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and having a monkey pet would be awesome. i would love that i could type /pettaunt and then he shows his bare ass to the opponent.

But this by far is my favorite idea.

Ristaron · Jul 13, 2005, 07:09 PM // 19:09

What guild wars needs:

-Zebra
-Platypus
-Sloth
-Seals
Oh, sorry, the last two are more 's'... moving on
-Emu... wait sorry, we have them already, they're called Stalkers/Moa Birds. No those aren't ostritches you nubs, they're EMU!
-Llamas!!!!

Monkies... aren't they a band?

Get some Monkeys! Personally I like my giant wolf as my ranger pet though... you should see her in roleplays, 600 lb. of love.

Personally, I'm tired of scorpions above all. They're EVERYWHERE! The Jungle, The Desert, Ascalon... always popping out of the damn ground... I'm happy they're not in the Shiverpeaks... or that beautiful land known as Kryta...
Tengu piss me off, they need to be scattered in smaller packs, 500 Tengu getting agrod the moment you stray into the edge of a red area on your compass larger than the image itself just PISSES ME OFF! They're not a natural obstacle, they're an enemy! Make them defeatable! I can't stand dying 2389748927498235 times before I can make it through the area!
Tengu... new rant possibility, must go express distaste in a new thread.

toastgodsupreme · Jul 13, 2005, 08:20 PM // 20:20

I like the tengu. They're actually a challenge.

What I hate are enchanted swords, etc, etc from that line. Christ they're resilient.

The monkey line looks good though from Makkert's sugestions.

Omega X · Jul 13, 2005, 11:36 PM // 23:36

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Originally Posted by Winterclaw

The scorpions with the flame and dust traps are bad, but let's just hope the hydras don't start casting chain lightning or enervating charge.

Too late. Mangor Hydras near the Ring Of Fire cast chain lightning already.

Pashet · Jul 14, 2005, 04:29 AM // 04:29

Um guys, aren't we the monkeys in the game?

viet · Jul 18, 2005, 03:19 AM // 03:19

Grawl can pop out of bushes, dig holes in the ground etc too.

enchanted swords are nice. but i dont realy look at their beauty while they're hacking me up.

Perishiko ReLLiK · Jul 18, 2005, 03:56 AM // 03:56

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Originally Posted by crazy diamond

Give pets skills exclusive to each kind! Give monkeys "Poop Shoot", a skill that blinds and/or poisons your enemy and I'm sold! Bonus points if they actualy give the skill its own unique 'poop and shoot' animation!

Or "repulses(sp)" enemy... i mean... all these people going for "realism" would love it...

Not to mention, i dont think i'd ever get sick of the animation of a monkey digging in its crack to throw a nice pile at its enemy...